Percocet and Flexeril induced haze

I'm on drugs. That's right folks! Somehow, I ended up straining my lower back muscles while picking up a medical equipment litter, and it brought me to my knees. After 20 minutes of rolling around on the ground like a puss, I got up, and then went back down.

The flight Doc said that I should be fine, but I'm more ready to go home than words can say. I think the biggest problem that I have is not being able to worko out. BS. It's a huge part of my day.

I'm pretty sure that what I need is a cocktail. And to grow out a mustache.

bh.